August 14, 2012

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I regularly make a fool of myself, so the next time you're humilated, you can pull up this page and feel better about yourself (or at least know you're not alone).

Yesterday morning I was sitting at my desk, and just as an auditor from our corporate office in Chicago walked up to my desk to ask me a question, this photo chose to pop up on my 8x10 digital photo frame.


Cue awkward silence.

Don't ask me why that photo's even on there, because I don't have an answer either.

So the next time you feel like a fool, just remember that at least a corporate employee didn't see a photo of you grabbing a bronze bull's testicles with relish. First thing on a Monday morning.

It's going to be an interesting week.

(and in case you were wondering, of course Ray wasn't present when that photo was taken. He knows better than to allow me to do such things, let alone document it. I was spending a semester abroad in Philly, and me and some of my college buddies/roomies decided to take a day trip to NYC. That was 7 years ago. I haven't matured much since then, as you can tell.)


We took a similar photo on a high school history trip- only we posed under the tail and had it taken from the side so we looked like, uh, bull$h!t. I'm kind of glad that was pre-digital, and so can't be found too easily.
And that photo was taken because my parents had posed my brother and I as turds under the lion's tail at the Chicago Museum of Art.
Yep, my whole family fails to mature past about 13.

Hilarious! Your facial expression is pretty funny too!

Giggles.. you got the wrong end.. the quote is Grabbing the bull by the HORNS.. LOL.. You are too funny!

Oh, Kaelin. One more reason why I love you. That's a pretty crazy start to your Monday, I agree. I hope it's gotten better since then. <3, LPP

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my coffee almost going out of my nose from laughing!

Hahaha! I love this! I would probably have done the same thing! Or encouraged a friend to do it and then be the picture taker!

You know what's so amazing about this fun photo? I've never seen the bull without eleventy thousand tourist standing around it.

Oh no- that so wounds like something that would happen to me :) hehe!! I'm sure the auditor smiled once they were out of sight :)!! Too funny- the rest of the week will HAVE to be good now :)!!

sometimes you've just gotta grab the bull by the... nuts...

Ah ha ha ha ha! Yep, we were meant to be friends!

mmm, bull's testicles with relish.

Love this post, thanks, needed that today.

At least you're wearing gloves.

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